My favorite game has come out, and I must show you this little tiny tiny bit that just makes me laugh… And if anyone feels rich, please get me a ps3 and gta4!

You Americans… you make me funny laugh stomach word disjointment… Here is what YOU have been talking about for the last who knows how long…

Do you not have any other things to talk about? The man scratches himself, and you say he flipped someone off. Man. People die on your streets every minute because they do not have health insurance. Your gas prices are sky hight. You can hardly get real food at your safeway. and you make THAT a big topic?

I’m not proud of it, but here: this is what a flip off looks like! (I hope now, you will talk about the real issues)

Another movie, actually, the first movie I starred in was a result of finding a videocamera in my friend’s room. We created the entire script in 4 hours and then spent about a week filming. That was FUN! here is the result:

it’s all in polish, sorry. Still you may find our gags amusing. And for those who can understand Polish - I encourage you to read along!

Everyone has a past. so do I… the fun part about it is: mine is fun! And a complete stranger (I’ve yet to make contact with him) has youtubbed an old movie I starred in. Here it is for you and yours! (he even created subitltes. Good for Him)

in case the below video doesn’t work. here’s youtube link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkLxwfNCPjY&eurl=http://intolerance.compelo.pl/video/ballada-o-bystrym

Human kind… there is so much I have to say… still, I need to intolerate one issue at a time…

Say you are thirsty, what do you do? you drink water, don’t ya… But do you drink tap water? NO… tap water is BAD FOR YOU. Amazing. I remember the times of the communist rule here in Poland. If one was thirsty, they went to the kitchen, took a glass, filled it up with water - and had their fill. I, a 4 year old, was allowed to go to the bathroom and drink right from the faucet. It wasn’t until they began to bottle the water that our home water became bad.

Today not only are you supposed to drink only “Spring water”, but you need to drink at least 8 glasses a day!

When I was young, about 7, I would run around the yard until I sweat the last drops of water out of me. At that time I’d start yelling and my mother would come out with a GLASS of water. And if I ever wanted more, I could just shove the out end of a hose down my throat and let the water flow. Nobody said “drink a little more, you are 4 glasses away from daily standard!”

Know what? I tried it once. I drank the stupid 8 glasses a day and after a week, A WEEK, my pee had no color. can you imagine how disorienting that was? I mean, if my pee has no color, then I am not allowed to eat ANY SNOW not just YELLOW SNOW! Back to the matter at hand. A doctor told me a loooong time ago, that if my urine is colorless, that means I drink too much water and I am flushing the minerals, the healthy good minerals out of my body.

Centuries ago, people would travel thousands of miles to find a place to settle where they’d have access to water. Then the technology kicked in, and we managed to stay put and make the water come to our houses. And then they began to bottle the water. Today the water our ancestors found is no longer good for us. We need to buy SPRING WATER.

How many of you have ever seen a spring? I have, I went down south, to the mountains, and I saw a spring. The water in it was cold and there was a plack hanging right next to it that read:
“If you decide to bottle this water, do not drink it after 24 hours. It becomes bad for you”.
The deal is, the spring water is good when it comes out. THen all the good thinggies in it help your body. But if you hold on to it for too long then the bacteria and stuff transforms into hurting-rebels. So in reality, if the bottle says “spring water” is it really?

ANALYZE THE FOLLOWING!

And finally, the thing that pushed my button 4 months ago when We went to Germany. Evian water.

Screenshot of the EVIAN water website:

LET’S take a closer look at their brand name

We think we are so smart. We have the amazing technology, we can see distant galaxies, we can see inside our body cells, hey - we can even restore missing limbs! But the truth is, we don’t know a thing.

Is milk good for you?

I am sure you were thinking “I don’t care, I don’t need to drink this junk no more!”

Anyways… go to the store. Find the milk isle. Long, ain’t it. BUT IT’S ALL MILK!

• regular milk
• coco milk
• strawberry milk
• 2% milk
• 0.5% milk WHICH BY THE WAY IS JUST WHITE WATER!
• soy milk
• lactose intolerant milk

LACTOSE INTOLERANT MILK

Who do you take us for?? If you are lactose intolerant: YOU CAN’T HAVE MILK!

But they will sell it to you, and you will buy it…

SOY MILK

There is no such THING as soy milk! To my understanding, and correct me if I am wrong, cows give milk. Cats, dogs, horses, women… Female MAMMALS give milk! Soy can’t give milk. Do you know why? Soy has no udders. Soy can not be milked!

Soy milk is Soy Juice! Fruit give juice! But nobody would buy soy juice. Soy juice - yckk… but soy milk…

well, let’s google it

type “define:intolerance” and here’s what you get:

• impatience with annoyances
• Intolerance is the lack of ability or willingness to tolerate something
• an attitude of not accepting or respecting different opinions, practices, or people
• unwillingness to let others think as they choose

To be fair. this blog is not intended to do all those things, rather to expose them. Let’s get Intoleranting!